walk into the club like “What up, I got a big cock”
OH. MY. FUCKIN. GOD.
(via yousassedmeup)
Bad Wolves Club - Bad Girls Club Parody *Thought of by andsoshewrites and I*
Allison confronts Derek for eating her hot pocket.
(via sparklycockles)
i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them and not want to have sex with them but you just really really want to sit down have a fucking cup of coffee with them
YES.
can i kiss you for saying that
(Source: gendercake, via etharei)
(Source: dylan-aka-stiles)
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
(via terytrixie)
sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:
I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.
DISNEYLAND.
(Source: oowllovee, via sparklycockles)
(Source: releasethedoves, via rubdown)
(Source: ultraviiolett, via perseused)
